Thursday, April 5, 2007

and it will always be the REAL ninja turtles

i loved this show. i remember, i had this one-piece pajama suit and i was watching this show one night and i got so excited by a particularly fierce fight sequence that i fell off the chair i was sitting on. and i had my arms and legs pulled into the one-piece. and i fell off the chair directly onto my face. and that, ladies and gents, is why i spent four years without my two front teeth.
actually no. that was ONE of my two front teeth. the other one i lost in orleans, playing in the backyard with my brother. he was in a red wagon, and i was pulling him around the yard, and for some reason i was wearing a hula hoop around my waist, and it slid around my legs and i fell , again, directly on my face.
yeah, so. many years without two front teeth, and getting that bloody christmas song sung to me all the frickin' time. trauma for a kid, i tell you. trauma.

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